Dear Julia,

Here we are again, 4 am and you're awake. And apparently on the internet. You really should stop kidding yourself, no one is going to answer texts or facebook messages when they're asleep, LIKE YOU SHOULD BE. But seeing as this is essentially your thrid post of the day even though it's tomorrow now, I think we can assume that you have no life anyway. Especially not a social life. Anyway, you need to stop checking this blog for comments every 3 hours, and you need to stop reading through the entire news feed on facebook. Just sayin.

Love,
Julia

PS: f y/m/o l.