A Post for the End of the World

Dear Post-Apocalyptic Civilization who finds this blog,

At the end of it all, we forgot the things that really mattered. Things like how big Nicki Minaj's butt is, how my hair is three shades of purple, and how 27 people died at an elementary school in Connecticut. We forgot that there was work to do and people to have gratuitous sex with. Instead, we turned our attention to sarcastic Facebook posts and Twitter trending topics. See our dysfunction as a populace as a warning. When you rebuild, do not include Twitter. Facebook is okay, barely, just don't let Twitter come back. Instagram is out too.

Sincerely,
Humanity


JKJKJK guysss
But seriously.

I don't think the world is going to end. I have shit to do tomorrow. I have to go to court for the speeding ticket that may cause me to lose my driver's license. I have to complete my college apps. I have to work a five hour shift making milkshakes. I have a boyfriend to snuggle with. I do not have the time to deal with zombies or rogue asteroids or whatever people are saying is going to happen.

My real fear about tomorrow is not the world ending, but those who think it is going to end. The people who are so convinced of their own demise that they decide to unload an uzi into an innocent crowd or bomb a public institution. The people who will "mercy kill" their families and/or themselves. The people who will party so hard that they end up irreparably damaging themselves, their surrounding property, and their relationships. These people are what really scares me, especially so soon after yet another homicidal mess occurred in the US.

If anything bad happens tomorrow, it will be caused by humans. Although, zombies would be cool...

Have a lovely apocalypse,


Julia

PS: Vlog soon, seriously. Expect in January.