You never realize how many things have wheat, barley, oats, rye, and millet in them until you can't eat them. Every year I always think "oh it's not so bad" and then by the time the week is over, I'm ready to murder children for their carb-filled food products.
"But matzo!" you say. Have you ever eaten matzo? And nothing else? For a week? It's like unsalted saltines. Taste and texture like cardboard.
Yeah. Fuck matzo.
Aaaaaaaand as for my day with Tbwjf? Well. We ended up making out on the empty roof of a parking garage on Pearl Street. Kissing him is like kissing a tornado (in the best way possible, of course).
Anyway. Off to eat a burrito (God, I missed them!!) and possible a metric ton of pizza.
BAM. (Just for you, Christopher)
Julia
Whoa.
ReplyDeleteI saw the word Passover and it was like, "Hey, here's another bit of a 0.2% of the world's population!"
I found this through a random link on /somebody's/ blog. I'm not sure who.
But I think I'm going to follow it. Because I like to procrastinate and you seem quite interesting.
Speaking of that, I haven't exactly eaten any bread yet. . .
Iwillgonowbye
Dude, you've got it easy! For Ramadan, I don't eat the whole day. No water, no food, no medicine, no nothing! And we have to do it for 30 days!!
ReplyDelete"Yeah. Fuck matzo." That made me giggle.
Anyway. I linked to your blog in the survey in my last post (the second suvrey, not the first one). Do the survey if you're up to it. If not, you may continue making out with Tbwjf. Heehe...
Yay!!!!!!!!!!! "BAM." Like a lazer gun. Or something.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Episcopalians only have to give up something wimpy for forty days like chocolate, cursing, or NCIS. Meanwhile, Jews have to go on for a week on matzo. Although...
Are you allowed to eat it with cheese? Or syrup? Or birthday cake?
Kissing him is like kissing a tornado. Sounds arousing, but mostly really painful. It hurts just thinking about it. Don't you worry about whiplash?