Oh What The Hell.

I stole it from Kass, hope you don't mind darling, I'm addicted to these.

Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

1. I know you're much taller than me, but I think you give rather fantastic hugs, and someday I'd like to hear you sing.
2. YOU ARE SKINNY AND GORGEOUS. Now shut the fuck up.
3. I love you darling, honestly, I do, but you are so boring. How is it that every single guy in 11th grade is attracted to you??
4. Still in love with you. Yup. Been like 8 months now, probably won't ever stop. I ain't never gonna tell you though, because that's creepy and obsessive. But every time I go to Pearl St. I secretly hope I'll see you.
5. You need to make up you mind, decide what you want, you know? I won't just chill here in the backround forever, so choose please.
6. I act like we're tight because listening to you talk shit about every single person you know is rather entertaining. But I'm sick of you, and listening to you regale us all with your most recent sexcapades. Stop being a whore and go to college. Bitch.
7. I do not, nor have I ever liked you as anything more than a friend. Sorry bud.
8. You need to stop moaning about how horrible your life is all the time because it's not that bad and you're just dramatic. You really need to stop whining and suck it up, for real this time, don't just say you need to and then keep doing it.
9. Remember how it was before you and her got close again? Remember when you only had one best friend? Yeah, I miss that.
10. You are extremely attractive and I find it rather tragic that you live across the Atlantic ocean, because if I knew you in real life (and you weren't famous) we'd totally be dating.


Nine things about yourself.

1. I can sing like someone who can sing incredibly well.
2. I started swearing in the second grade.
3. I will never love a man as much as I love my iPod.
4. I am obsessed with make up.
5. I speak multiple languages, fluently even.
6. I think that Irish accents ae sexier than English ones, but English men are sexier than Irish ones.
7. I just so happen to be Jesus.
8. I preffer cupcakes to real cake.
9. I strongly dislike stupid people, especially when they are in positions of authority.


Eight ways to win your heart.

1. Be musically inept.
2. Have an advanced vocabulary.
3. Bring me daffodils, because roses are overrated and cliché.
4. Be able to pull off a feodora.
5. Know who Charlie Chaplin is.
6. Have the ability to dress well.
7. Be British.
8. Value maturity the way I do: not at all.

Seven things that cross your mind a lot.

1. "I have a future as a con artist. Bwahaha."
2. "I wonder what he's like in bed..."
3. "Who the fuck is calling me?"
4. "Stop talking to me in French, this is America, dammit! "
5. "Are my feathers straight?"
6. "Fuck Algebra."
7. "It is pronouced noo-klee-urr not noo-kyuh-lar. Speak with an eloquence, stupid."

Six people who mean a lot.

1. Cassi
2. Blonde
3. Hannah mmm
4. Mwb... as much as I hate to admit it...
5. Jackie
6. Lion Boy. Oh how I love him :)

Five turn-ons.

1. Eyes that are pretty.
2. Your hair had better be soft.
3. Insomnia
4. Ability to quote dead white men accurately and at random.
5. Humourous tendencies.


Four turn-offs.

1. Sensitivity, in any amount.
2. Addiction to anything but caffine or alcohol.
3. Lack of intelligence.
4. Inability to keep one's tongue to one's self.

Three things you wish you'd never done.

1. Kissed a certain someone in the back of a certain moving vehicle in front of an entire team of other certain people.
2. Developed a hatred of teachers.
3. Dyed my hair black and cut it myself in 8th grade. Yikes.


Two emoticons that describe your life right now.

1. /\___/\
.. ( o O )
.. (>< )o

^ it's a hamster...

2. (>^_^)>#

^ it's a dude with a waffle...

One confession.

I pretend like I care about your life problems, but 98% of the time, I really don't.