So, my throats been hurting something awful for the past few days, and my inner hypochondriac could only come to one conclusion: Stage 2 throat cancer is metastisizing on my tonsils. However, I went to the doctor today, and well, no throat cancer.
Instead my doc said I either have an awkward strain of strep throat or I have mono. So after 2 throat cultures (the thing where they stick that rod down your throat to swab your fucking windpipe, but not really) and a blood test (which just made my fucking day... I love needles), I get to stay home for the next few days while I wait to see if I have sicknesses that mean I can't kiss anyone for 2 weeks or 2 months.
Gah. If I got mono, I think I'd feel mor elike I had herpes.. what with the not sharing drinks or swapping spit or touching anyone for a month. I really hope I don't have mono, cuz I'm a very touchy-feely person and I think all that isolation might kill me.
Anyway. Hope you had a better day than mine.
Gackthbthbthbthb (the sound you makes when the doctor sticks a swab down your throat)
Julia
PS: You should hear me talk right now, I sound very manly and attactive.
Wow. I'm really sorry to hear about that.
ReplyDeleteHope you get well soon!
That sucks ay. Hope it's not too serious, and hope you get better soon.
ReplyDeleteI had strep throat every other week when I was in elementary school. I had mono last year too. Not so terrible, except for all the crap you get from your friends about it.
ReplyDeleteI've been sick for the past three days, so I dig it, girl.
I find it attractive when girls talk like Deep Throat. Heavy smokers/victims of throat cancer/transsexuals. I'm into that.