Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Stage 2 Metatastic Throat Cancer

So, my throats been hurting something awful for the past few days, and my inner hypochondriac could only come to one conclusion: Stage 2 throat cancer is metastisizing on my tonsils. However, I went to the doctor today, and well, no throat cancer.

Instead my doc said I either have an awkward strain of strep throat or I have mono. So after 2 throat cultures (the thing where they stick that rod down your throat to swab your fucking windpipe, but not really) and a blood test (which just made my fucking day... I love needles), I get to stay home for the next few days while I wait to see if I have sicknesses that mean I can't kiss anyone for 2 weeks or 2 months.

Gah. If I got mono, I think I'd feel mor elike I had herpes.. what with the not sharing drinks or swapping spit or touching anyone for a month. I really hope I don't have mono, cuz I'm a very touchy-feely person and I think all that isolation might kill me.

Anyway. Hope you had a better day than mine.

Gackthbthbthbthb (the sound you makes when the doctor sticks a swab down your throat)
Julia

PS: You should hear me talk right now, I sound very manly and attactive.

3 comments:

  1. Wow. I'm really sorry to hear about that.
    Hope you get well soon!

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  2. That sucks ay. Hope it's not too serious, and hope you get better soon.

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  3. I had strep throat every other week when I was in elementary school. I had mono last year too. Not so terrible, except for all the crap you get from your friends about it.

    I've been sick for the past three days, so I dig it, girl.

    I find it attractive when girls talk like Deep Throat. Heavy smokers/victims of throat cancer/transsexuals. I'm into that.

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