The best segement on SNL, although it suffered considerably when Tina Fey left the show. I mean, no one can make rude comments about politicians like Tina can, but hey, maybe I'm just biased. Ok, I'm biased, Tina Fey is my life.
But, getting to the point, seeing as a ton has happened since my last post, I'm going to give y'all a "Weekend Update" in one sentence?
Ready?
Ex replied to the letter with a 'yes' which absolutely made my heart spin, so I celebrated by getting ridiculously drunk with Auburn and Gay Best Friend, which was a lot of fun (drunk Candyland, try it some time) however drinking can lead to stupidity (which it did) so in my celebratory haze, I began texting Cdb, which resulted in me telling him that I do in fact like him and him telling me that he does in fact like me however he doesn't want to do anything about it because he's not sure if he actually likes me or it's just after-hookup shockwaves or something, and then this morning I woke up extremely hungover and played piano, and that's what has changed.
All 1 sentence! BAM!
Slickkkk (the sound slipping on ice makes)
Julia
Oh. My. God.
ReplyDeleteI'm leaving a comment on the blog of a girl who's funny, of a girl who actually has the ability to make jokes. Ho-ly. This is crazy. I consider myself a pretty funny girl, but the girls at my school don't even know what "funny" is. Nice to see someone who does :)
*Clears throat*
ANYWAY. I was reading your posts, and it sounds like SOMEONE had a good New Years, eh? Nice blog. It's really...I don't know. Cool? Spunky? Different? Raspberry-flavored? Trees?
So...I would love if you took a looksy at my blog. Here it is, in all its glory:
http://idontskinnydipichunkydunk.blogspot.com/
If you like it, then follow it if you can. I'm trying to follow your blog, but my computer sucks. It won't let me. Hmm...I'll keep trying...(If I'm not your follower within the next two days, just consider me your imaginary follower)
This leaving-a-comment-on-a-funny-girl's-blog thing has been fun. Well, I guess that's it for now. Bye! (And Happy New Year!)
Dawww thank you! Imma check out your blog right now
ReplyDeleteWell congratulations on the good luck with the ex! And that Cdb guy! (Why do none of your friends have real names?)
ReplyDeleteWas Tina Fey ever on the Weekend Updates?
Oh my God I'm so happy because finally I hear what I've been saying for years now coming from a girl, Eeshie. Women, despite being beautiful creatures and infinitely cleverer than men, just aren't funny. Yes, that's sexist. I know--I'm sorry. Je suis desole.
Do you have any pets? Sorry, that's a weird question but all of a sudden that's very important for me to know.
Awesome way to sum up a huge amount of events! I might have to steal that...
ReplyDeleteDrunk Candyland sounds pretty sweet! I'd probably be extra-terrified of the molasses guy because of it, though. He's...creepy.
Watch it, Christopher. There's PLENTY of funny women out there. You just haven't met them yet, haha :P
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