Seeing as I'm feeling a tad off my rocker this evening, I bring you few and foreign followers an all-over-the-fucking-place post: random observations mixed in with semi-deep aphorisms. This should be interesting...
Firstly and foremostly, I really hate unfaithful lymphnodes. It's like, hello, lymphnode, just do what you're supposed to. No need to swell up or awkardly dislocate yourself. Really.
I realized today that I haven't checked my email in over a month. Usually I get information for work and school on their, but I haven't even logged on in a month. Isn't it weird how methods that were once at the forefront of futuristic communication are forgotten about so easily? Like MySpace. Where did MySpace go?
If you are trying to recover from a cold, don't kiss sick boys on badly-lit high school auditorium stages.
Ok how cool of a band name would "Gunmetal Mediocrity" be?? I think I just like the words "gunmetal" and "mediocrity". One can think of the best band names when they just put words that sound good next to other words that sound good. Guessing the genre of music that such bands might play is another matter...
I got accidentally high this morning. Taking too much Mucinex is rather exciting. History class was too!
Why do choirs always sing songs in other languages? Is it because we are sick of our own, or because sometimes things just sound better in French? I mean, let's be honest, everything sounds better in French.
Pink dresses for fat people disgust me.
My boyfriend knows me really well, he got me a Doctor Who poster for Valentine's Day. Normally, people would expect chocolates or flowers, but my boyfriend knows that I hate getting boquets of flowers because they remind me of dead people. He's the greatest.
Will they ever call your death beautiful?
Zazzzzooooooo (the sound a kazoo makes if you blow into it too hard)
Julia
Ooh, that is actually a pretty rad band name. Not really the type of band I would listen to, unless it was a garage band in which one of my friends was the lead singer, in which case I would fully support it and buy their t-shirts and their first album after six years of playing. It would be an album called "Life Sux" and the album picture would be a dog on a skateboard with a cigarette stuck in his mouth.
ReplyDeleteI liked this post. It was all over the place, which is the best kind.