Friday, February 11, 2011

Hiel-five?

I just sang very loudly for about half an hour to a wall in my basement. I don't know why, but for some reason, singing to no one is like my own personal Prozac. It's a quirky stress-reliever, I don't know. Do you do any weird shit like that when you don't know what else to do?

A few days ago in history class, we had a mock trial where the people in class had to pretend to be dictators and stuff from World War II. I was Hitler. Can you just taste the irony?? I made a little paper mustache and went around asking people for Hiel-fives. Ok, I thought it was funny.

Can I just say that I love the way that black people talk. I really do! I have been watching old Def Comedy Jam episodes on YouTube, and now, I want to be black. That's weird Julia. I know, I know.

In other news, insecurity is bullshit, and apparently Valentine's day is part of a Capitalist agenda.

Nanananowww (the sound an electric guitar makes)
Julia

4 comments:

  1. I love singing to myself, when no one is around. It's like a sort of self-satisfaction.

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  2. I drink lots of water whenever I'm upset...it helps, somehow.

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  3. Ha, heil five. I like that. Once again, you're one of the funniest females I know.

    No response to the racist black-people remark. I mean, I can't talk, because I'm both a racist and a sexist. But I went to church this morning, so I had to say something.

    Valentine's Day is actually a Socialist holiday. Google it.

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  4. Lol! Black accents are fantastic.
    and yeah i talk to my computer and piano when im stressed, so I get the weird habits.

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