The Bathtub Boogie

It's a Sunday, and yet again I've woken up at noon, although it's justified seeing as I only got home at around 3 last night. My friend from debate and I went on a midnight pancake run, but ended up getting Wendy's instead and then going and hanging out on Pearl Street for a while. We drunk-watched. Drunken hippies+drunken frat boys=rather entertaining to listen to.

Anyway, now it's Sunday, and and yet again I've woken up at noon. Except now it's almost 4. whatever, have a survey...


Name?
Julia... or something like that.

Is your name on Blogger your name in real life? If not, what letter does your real name start with?
Nopes. My real name starts with J.

Astrological sign?
Taurus, the bull. And I'm not really into the whole astrology thing, despite having a professional astronomer for a mother and having like 6 horoscope apps on my phone.

If there was a huge 'Blogspot Get-Together' where all bloggers were meant to come together and meet in real-life, would you go?
Yep, probably. And then everyone would be amazed at my shortness. And I'd probably say something like "well guys, we've been over this... I am a tiny freaking person... but I guess now you can believe me!"

Have you ever rejected someone?
Uhmmm yes? Yes. Yes. Yes, I have.

If so, was it harshly?
Yeahhhh.. but not deliberately so. I'm an incredibly blunt person and I have this habit of saying things that come out much more vicioulsy than I intended.

Did he/she cry?
Nooo...?

Have you ever tried a cigarette?
Si. Marlboro 27's are my favorites...

Have you ever been high? If so, on what?
Yep. We've been over this.

What are six things you find attractive when present in the opposite gender?
Hebrew counting! Are you ready for this??

Echad) Tolerable hair. As in no longer than say.. 3 or 4 inches and well cut and kept. I don't dig the scraggly hobo look...

Shtayim) Pretty eyes. I don't really care what color, as long as there's life and fire behind them.

Shalosh) Interestingness... I bore easily...

Arba) Random talents/musical talent. Tbwjf can beatbox, it's exciting.

Chamesh) Argumentativeness. I enjoy it when a guy embraces his ability to disagree with anyone and everyone.

Shesh) Tolerance. I don't like to have to tip-toe around people. They have to be able to accept that I am a Jew who smokes and drinks and really likes opera music.


What are five things that you find extremely unattractive in the opposite gender?
Only five this time? Well, ok, how about French counting this time.

Un) Loud/obnoxious/opinionated. You're entitled to your thoughts, however, I really don't give a fuck about your views on our current president and I don't think the rest of these people do either.

Deux) Obesity. Sorry, I just can't handle it. I do not find people who eat their feelings to be attractive.

Trois) Sensitivity. Let's be honest, I'm pretty heartless, and though it's nice to find a guy who's nice, I hate the spineless, over-emotional, heartbreak-waiting-to-happen guys. We're young, love doesn't exsist yet, get over it :)

Quatre) Shyness. I hate it when a guy won't make any moves or say anything he thinks I won't like. Find your voice, just don't abuse it.

Cinque) Lack of intelligence. I have no tolerance for stupid, shallow people. Sorry Mwb.

Answer only if you have a sibling: If your sibling wasn't your sibling, do you think you'd ever find him/her attractive and go out with him/her?
OH HAYULL NAW.
*disgusted siezure at the thought*

Would you ever eat a caterpillar?
Sure.

If yes, why?
Delicious and Nutricious.

If no, why not?
This seems a tad redundant.

Would you rather kiss a random stranger on the street of the opposite gender or tickle a random stranger on the street of the opposite gender?
Oh sure, why not?

Would you rather throw up on stage or fart on stage?
Neither! I'd prefer to dazzle my audience, not disgust them!

Would you ever sneak out of the house at night?
I do that a lot..

Do you think this survey was weird?
Did you ever read those old MySpace surveys back in the day when people actually cared about MySpace? this ain't nothing.

Did you find it enjoyable?
Entertaining at least

Which five bloggers will you be tagging to take this survey as well?

Cassi, baby, you know I couldn't leave you out.
Christopher/ThatBlondeGuy, you're going to do this survey anyway and your answers are bound to be interesting.
Kass, if you're out there... this may brighten you day.
Ross, who I deemed to be Sarcasmic, although you and your superior wit detest these things, would you dane to do this one? For me?
Eeshie, do it again, but change all your answers.



yep.
Julia