Spaghetti Cake From Band Kids

So I have a light-hearted post today.
I promise, deep thoughts and things will come in another post at some point this week... but life is short, and I can't sit and think about my existence all the time, you know?
Plus, seeing as there is no stupid boy-like creature in my life right now, I have no stupid boy-like drama to vent, and no crazy party stories. Besides, y'all are tired of hearing me talk about how I got drunk and did stupid stuff over the weekend. In fact, I'm tired of getting drunk and doing stupid stuff over the weekend.
I think Imma have to pull a House and direct my drug-abuser-energy towards something more constructive... Good lord I get bored with myself so easily!

Ok ok ok, light-hearted post.


Oh, well hello. I did not see you there.
*imagine this said in a very bad Soviet-era Russian accent... that's how I thought it as I was typing. Actually, imagine the duration of the post to be said like this*

In Soviet Russia, vegetable eat you!!

Haha. Tomatoes should be vegetables, not fruits. I mean, who the fuck said that tomatoes are fruits? Fruits are sweet. You put fruits in your cereal and in ice cream and gelato. Do you every put tomatoes on your corn flakes?? Do you ever eat tomato ice cream? HELL NO. Thus, tomatoes should be vegetables.

And Life cereal should make you immortal. I mean, it's got pictures of kids on the front and it's littered with these little government ads saying how great it is for your body, so with all that, I feel like the box being full of slightly cinnamon-tasting cereal is a bit of a cop-out. Shit, if I'm going to pay $4.50 for a box of cereal that basically advertises itself like it's the freaking Fountain of Youth, I better be investing in more than a food company. That shit should make me immortal. It's called "Life" for God's sake!

Oh and today, at lunch, I was very bored and not very hungry so I went to the band room at my school because my friend Dana was chilling in there. I enjoy creeping on band kids. All the music students at my school are very rivalrous, but we all secretly love each other. ANYWAY. I went in to say hi, and Dana was holding half a cake that had been frosted to look like a plate of spaghetti. It had solid chocolate meatballs on it and everything.
Epic, yes?

So she's looking at the thing with a disgusted expression and says "Does anyone want this? I need help finishing it off." and produced a few plastic forks. The four other band kids in the immediate vicinity all turned towards her like chocolate cake-loving vampires, but she ignored them and grinned at me. I love my band friends. Needless to say, it was a good lunch.

Question: What is the coolest cake you have ever seen? I saw a companion cube cake once... God I'm such a Portal nerd. I don't even play Portal. What the hell?

Anyway. Hope you had a lovely, food-filled day.
Julia

PS: I write this from my new laptop :)
("Happy Late 16th birthday Julia! We're sorry we forgot... again..." "Why thank you, parents.")