Umbrella Ella Ella

I got bored and watched the video for that song about a million times on my iPod today. I love the part at the end where Rihanna's all silver and stuff, it's just very cool cinematography.

Anyway.

My romance-obsessed teenage brain is currently mulling over a rather interesting phenomenon that I've noticed a lot lately: The Cling Paradigm. The paradigm is a standard of the amount that a girl can be physically clinging onto a guy before he gets annoyed and loses interest. Basically, it takes an average of 6 hours straight.

I noticed this at the tournament on Saturday, when Snarky Debate Boy and Tiwanese Skank (who's not really a skank, I love her) were hanging out. At first, I thought that Sdb liked TS, but after a while I realized that it was mostly her hanging all over him. At dinner I asked him staight up if he wanted her in his bed, and he was like Noooooo. And when I pointed out that they had spent basically all day attatched at the hip, he pointed out that "dude, she was all over ME." And at that exact moment, this epiphany fell from the sky and hit me in the face:
I have lost my sixth sense about when guys like my friends.

But back to the paradigm, essentially, my conclusion is that guys don't like clinginess and tend not to go for clingy girls. You may be thinking "No shit, Sherlock," but honestly the way most couples can't bear to be apart these days, the paradigm is sort of a revelation. Plus Sdb is kind of adorable, so yeah...


Guess what?
It's time for finals, in other words,

Fuck,
I
Never
Actually
Learned
Shit.

And that, kids, is what we call an acrostic poem. At least I won't be failing my English final...

Ella ella ella eh eh eh (the sound Rihanna makes)
Julia