I'm not usually one to kick a dead horse, but I am so... I don't know... full of pity and disgust that I had to share this most recent development in the whole "God is not real" business.
One of the sympathy-seeking girls personally messaged me this, like, essay about how deeply offended they were and how rude they thought I was and and how dare I allow them to be attacked for defending their beliefs etc etc etc.
I laughed and replied simply:
"I'm not going to apologize for personally offending you. I made a statement which was neither targeted at anyone nor viciously worded, so if you found it rude, then I suggest that you not take simple, random statements so personally."
But what I really wanted to say was:
For Christ's fucking sake, let it go already! You get NO sympathy from me, you idiotic, hypocritical slut. If it really bothered you that much, go blow a priest or something and maybe you'll feel better about your self-righteous belief system.
Love and kisses,
Julia
they say that blowing a priest gives you special magical properties in your mouth afterwards, so i feel ya
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-Sam.
fuck yeah bitches
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