What If Umbrellas Had Souls?

Since I've spent the day in a half-comatose stupor, my brain isn't really functioning at full capacity. Sorry, homework that I should be getting done, you might have to wait. I was going to write a real post today, but I can't focus for that long, so here is a short list of random thoughts:

1. Snow pisses me off.

2. I think woven/cloth bracelets are bomb diggity.

3. Rice could possibly be Jesus.

4. Tbwjf got a girl friend... I'm happy for him, but, like, wait, what?

5. I'm a rhetorical ninja.

6. I want to dye my hair, but I don't know what color!! GAHHHHH. Why is life so difficult?

7. Bo Burnham makes my heart sing.

8. Why does my family like chinese food so much?

9. At this exact moment, I weigh 98.4 lbs. I need to lose some weight, I'm 5 lbs above where I should be.

10. I hate it when you walk outside and it's so cold that your snot freezes.

10.5. Snotsicles. Tee hee!

11. I think Rocket Jesus needs to make a come back.

12. Now that it is less than a week until Frostbite (huge rave), I feel like I have the right to be excited.

13. Ember is a really shitty friend. Why do I put up with her?

14. I wish there wasn't a limit on how many Tums you could safely eat in one day, those things are delicious!

15. Monster energy drink is yucky-sauce.

16. All I really want for Hanukkah are candles and cigarettes. I guess I should probably just ask for the candles though...

17. I can't wait for college!

18. Lionboy is a really aesthetically pleasing human being.

19. A boy at the debate tournament yesterday told me that I had nicely-shaped eyebrows. It was awkward.

20. I feel like I got my speech abilities back, finally. I kill bitches in extemp. I don't have time to do any debate events, though, otherwise I would kill some other bitches in LD. School, why must you take up all of my time?

21. I just started reading "The Hunger Games" and my mind is blown.

22. I kind of want to be a gogo dancer... except for I want to remain a mostly-classy human being. Gogo dancing is classier by far than actual stripping, because gogos don't take their clothes off nor accept tips, but most people don't realize that. Still, I can do better.

23. There's a group of chicks at my school that are always like "self-worth God inner beauty feminism blah blah blah". Those people are fat virgins who have gone nowhere in life.

24. I think I like whipped cream more than the ice cream I put it on. Whipped cream is fucking bomb.

25. I like being fashionable, not necessarily comfortable, and there is nothing wrong with that.

26. People who write 'q' instead of 'g' on Facebook need to be shot.

27. Everyone's like "Julia, you're so judgmental." I'm like "Yep. Whore."

28. What if inanimate objects, like umbrellas, had souls?

29. I wonder what it would be like to fuck Shakespeare.

30. "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because uh some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future. For our children." I think it's problematic that I know that entire failwhale of a speech word for word..

31. This list isn't actually short.


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Julia