Drawing An Obvious Comparison

Alright, I think I've figured out some of the boy situation. It's due to texting, which sounds stupid, but hear me out:

I've been texting all three important guys all day, and the difference between our conversations has been enough to weed out who cares, who may share my feelings, and who's actually worth my time.

The following are excerpts from conversations:

Fsb:
Him - what's bothering you?
Moi - it's not important
H - let's hear it! I want to help
M - promise?

Shpongle:
H - Hey
M - Hi
H - What's up?
M - trying to survive the most monotonous day ever
H - cool

Plb:
M - I am the muffin master! Muahahaha
H - *picture of a pile of muffins*
M - my dominion!
H - your endless kindgom
M - indeed, for I rule over every flavor
H - blueberry is a classic ;)

Let's anaylze shall we?
Fsb: Cares, sometimes.
Shpongle: Is not worth my time.
Plb: Can have a witty conversation about anything.

At least, I know that Shpongle is just too boring for me. Fsb will perpetually be in my life, so I'm still undecided about him. And Plb, whose conversation never dulls, can be a magnificent human being when he's not being a douche or lying.

I think my choice is obvious.


Julia