Monday, June 4, 2012

Witty Shitty

I came up with a rather entertaining parody of the first bit of Hamlet's "To be, or not to be?" monologue because I am a witty genius.


To bleach, or not to bleach, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the extremely dark roots upon my scalp for yet another day or to bleach the darkness away. To dye, to bleach, to bleach, perchance to dream and shuffle off this terribly yellowing hair color--Ah! There's the tone. 

Yeah, I've thoroughly out-nerded myself. Anyway, off to bleachy bleachy ;)

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