I'm sitting in an independent study room at school during my off
block, avoiding homework and eating popcorn while one of the obnoxious,
socially inept kids in my program tries to read this post over my
shoulder and talk to me about crepes. I don't actually care about
crepes.
Basically, I've realized that this may be my
only opportunity to actually blog for the rest of the week. I've just
started my new job, which is working at a burger joint as a
cashier/custard-making genius. The only bad part is, it's exhausting. On
top of the six hour shifts every night, I've got musical rehearsals for
my final high school production, fucktons of homework, a fetus screwing
with my hormones, and an ACT/SAT to prep for.
Oh yeah, by the way, I'm pregnant.
Julia
Welp, didn't see that coming. Would it be weird if I said that you would be kickass mom?
ReplyDeleteJust did.
Punch that crepe kid in the face for me, please.
Flip right the hell out on him and make your popcorn explode upwards. Whoo!
ReplyDeleteI saw your brief, deleted post about the fetus...so yeah.
At what burger joint do you get to make custard?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...crepes and custard? The fuck?
ReplyDeleteps: congratz on the fetus