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Swag-jackin' time! Survey was jacked from Antony at his lovely blog (click it, you twat!)

I am all kinds of bored and there is not much to report in life as my summer has entered its penultimate week. This is sort of the calm before the storm, aka Hurricane MegaSeniorAnxietyBwaaah, which you will be hearing about in due time. So, with nothing to actually blog about, I figured I haven't done one of these in a while. Fuck it, I feel like being narcissistic.

Commense with the swag-jacking!

1. Ever cheated on someone? How many times?
Indeed, twice, and I don't regret a single second of it.

2. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Or if you are a virgin, what age do you think you’ll lose it at?
Fifteen

3. Are you “in love” with somebody?
Sickeningly so ;)

5. Have you ever done anything sexual on your parents bed?
OH DEAR GOD. No. Nothing sexual has happened on that bed for decades.

6. Ever been “the other person” in an affair?
Mhmm, although I didn't know about it until shit began to hit the fan.

7. How many people do you have a crush on right now?
I don't think you can call it a crush once the other person knows how you feel and has acted upon that information, so... no?

9. Ever had a one night stand?
Duh, I happen to be a guru of one night stands.

10. Ever gotten drunk and couldn’t remember the night?
Of course! We were all fourteen and stupid once.

11. Ever been sexually harassed and/or assaulted?
Harassed? I suppose, if you count all the cat-calling/random ass-grabbing that I receive on a regular basis (the ass-grabbing is mostly at raves and shows) Assaulted? I suppose that too.

12. Ever had a crush on your neighbor?
Nope

13. Ever snuck out of the house?
Lols, I don't sneak. I tell my mother I am leaving, and she does not protest. Even at 3 a.m.

14. How many illegal drugs have you tried?
Too many

15. Do you do any drug regularly?
Tobacco, if that counts.

16. If you’re underage, do you still drink and/or smoke cigarettes?
Both

18. Ever attempted suicide?
No, never felt the urge.

19. Ever been to therapy? What for?
No, I handle my emotions on my own.

20. Have you ever been so upset that you stopped eating?
Yeppers. It takes a lot for me to get to that point, though, because I fucking love burritos.

21. Are you clinically depressed? Are you taking anything for it?
Nope

23. How old were you when you first got kissed?
Seriously kissed, like, romantically? I think I was eleven or twelve.

24. Is there any “friend” of yours that you secretly hate but talk to anyway?
What are friends? Pahaha. There are definitely a few people that I keep close simply so that I can keep an eye on them, but the few people I hate do not merit my time nor conversation.

25. Ever been in a relationship and wanted to end it, but stuck with it for some reason?
Yes

26. Ever sent naked pictures to someone?
Nah, that shit is trashy and illegal. If someone's going to see me naked, it'll be in person.

27. What about sent them to someone you met over the internet?
Again with the nahh.

28. Ever been abused?
Mhmm, I had a boyfriend with a temper about three years ago.

29. Did you ever run away? How long were you gone for and what happened?
Not in the general sense, but I have definitely fled certain environments or situations for hours at a time.

30. Do you ever lie to yourself about things so much that you believe it?
Yep

31. Have you ever liked someone when you were dating someone else?
Yeah, that's when shit get's interesting.

32. Ever dated a friend’s ex?
Not dated, but had a deep/untitled relationship with. Wsb was the ex of one of my oldest friends, and Technicolor Boy dated two of my friends at one point or another.

33. Ever done something with your friend’s significant other?
I regret nothing.

34. Did anyone ever confide in you about being gay/lesbian?
Oh hell yes! Before Lionboy came out of the closet, I was one of two people to know how he felt about men.

36. Do you know of someone who has done a horrible crime but never got caught?
Some of my friends are drug dealers.

37. Ever stole a large sum of money?
Yes, because I am a horrific delinquent child.

38. Ever purposely threw up?
Fun fact! I can't throw up unless I force it. My tummy just refuses to rectify itself unless I help it along. Delicious, I know.

39. Ever had an eating disorder? What happened?
Yes, due to the constant scrutiny associated with being a ballet dancer. It died down when I quit dancing, and I am perfectly healthy these days, but it'll probably never go away completely.

40. Did you or anyone you know have an abortion?
Personally, I never have, but a few friends have.

41. Were you or any of your siblings in an accident?
I've been in a few gnarly car accidents.

42. Ever found porn on your parents’ computer?
No, I don't use my parents' computers for anything.

43. Do you look at porn?
Nah. If I want to get sexually excited, I make sure there's actually another person involved.

44. How many people have seen you naked in person?
Enough

45. What about through pictures?
Haven't we been over this? Naked pictures aren't my thing.

46. Ever had cyber/phone sex?
Yeah, like twice. Again, if I actually want to get all hot and bothered, I make sure that someone else is involved, live and in-the flesh (so to speak)

47. Ever got a piercing behind your parents’ back?
Piercing-wise, my skin is still unscathed by the needle.

48. Ever sold or bought an illegal substance?
Yes

49. What’s your #1 biggest fear?
Spiders. Those fuckers freak me out!

50. Have you ever faced that fear? What happened?
Nope. If there's a spider in the room, you can count on me being in the next building over.


Well, that was thoroughly time consuming.

Normal broadcasting of my ridiculous life will resume shortly... Or, at least, soonish. I have this week to be bored, so I'm going to spend it being as bored and lazy as I possibly can. Next week is summer homework/schedule finalization/college app starting time. I am not so stoked.

I'll keep you kiddos posted, yeah?


Julia