I have to be completely and brutally honest, I am not nearly as bitchy and scathing as I used to be. I mean, I still have my moments, and I will definitely cut someone down in a heartbeat if I feel as though they deserve it, but in general, I'm no longer terribly blunt and judgmental all of the time.
I'm losing my touch, guys. By edges are being dulled down by stress, exhaustion, and that whole being disgustingly in love business.
To be completely honest, I am so preoccupied with being stressed like crazy, completely dead form exhaustion, and/or lovey-dovey-shmovey that my aggressive streaks are beginning to fade. I am overall becoming a happier person and I no longer have time to fixate on extra negative things that are not immediately affecting me. What's worse, I am no longer taking out my aggression on innocent peers and teachers via my usual slew of suicide-inducing remarks. I cannot decide if this is a good or a bad thing.
I've always loved being so bitchy that people felt accomplished to be friends with me. I mean, I'm not exactly opening my arms to every new passing stranger, but lately my automatic verbal bullying has severely diminished.
You guys, I'm becoming nice.
The fuck is wrong with me?
Julia
I noticed as I got older, my edge started to wear off. Remedy: surround yourself with the biggest fucktards ever. Don't say anything to them the first day. Hold all of your comments inside and let them stew all night. Release your fury upon the next fucktard to cross your path the following day.
ReplyDeleteAlways works like a charm for me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Check out my post about Love. It'll be up soon.
ReplyDelete"I'm becoming nice. The fuck is wrong with me????"
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I believe it's called a Christmas miracle.
I hear that can actually happen with Jews too.
In September...
This is kind of hilarious. I love the fact that you're unsure if kindness and happiness are good or not...is it really worth losing your bitchiness?
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