I am going to be incredibly conceited for the next few minutes, because I have had the same situation repeat all day, like, six times total.
I am sorry, I cannot handle this anymore. I hate to sound full of myself, I really do, because there is nothing worse than someone who is not that attractive being conceited about themselves, and I know that I am not a ten/ten in the slightest. Unfortunately, I have been driven to conceit by the boys in my schools and online, so here is my conceited message. Sorry for the extreme egoism.
Dear boys,
I have a boyfriend. I have been monogamous to this boy for over six months now, and I intend to remain monogamous to him both sexually and emotionally for a good little bit. I am telling you outright that if you want me, you do not have a snowball's chance in Hell right now. I do not know what thought has wormed its way into your tiny, facile minds, but I am really sick of being hit on with the expectation that your efforts will go anywhere. Allow me to clarify some things:
-If I make polite conversation with you, it does not mean that I want to have sex.
-If I respond to a message from you, because it is polite to respond, it does not mean that I want to have sex.
-If I compliment you for any reason, it does not mean that I want to have sex.
-If I give you a hug, it does not mean that I want to have sex.
-If I do you a favor by covering for you, helping you with an issue, or fixing something for you, it does not mean that I want to have sex.
Seriously. Get over yourselves. Also, realize that I am completely committed to someone. While I am a guru of one night stands, I am not currently practicing my art; you will not be blessed with my presence in your bed anytime soon. I do not want you at all, possibly ever.
Stop it. Fucking stop it.
Sincerely,
Do not hit on me, damn it.
I'm sorry, I really am, I know that I sound like a total fucking crazy person. I'm just frustrated by the lack of respect for my relationship. Ugh.
Julia
I don't think you sound conceited at all.
ReplyDeleteYou have a right to tell them to fuck off because you're with someone. I think a lot guys nowadays think that if any girl is nice to them, for any reason, she wants to be with them.
If they don't respect your relationships, then you should just punch all of them in the dick. I mean, technically they're getting (tough) love.
Whilst I can understand your frustration at feeling like your relationship is being disrespected, if it is happening with several people totally independent from each other you have to ask yourself if it is something you are doing. Why aren't these people respecting your relationship status? Why are they getting the notion that it is negotiable? You can only change yourself.
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