Oh God, the candy. So much candy. My sweet tooth cannot be restrained on days like today. I have had an unholy amount of bad, fatty, sugary, deliciously evil food. In fact, I have three Butterfingers in front of me begging to be eaten.
On days such as today, I put aside my weird counting and weighing habits and just eat without guilt. I fucking love candy. The way to my heart is not an expensive sushi dinner, it is a king-sized pack of Reeces Cups. Kit Kats are also effective.
I spent all of tonight working a closing shift, so candy is also a good outlet for my frustration at not being able to go to parties or even trip acid and watch horror movies like I know my boyfriend is doing right now. Tremendous sigh. Being responsible is yucky. But you know what's not yucky? Chocolate.
I'll probably feel like absolute death tomorrow due to glucose overload, but who cares? I can eat salad whenever. I can't eat ghost Peeps or orange Kit Kats any other time of year.
OM NOM NOM NOM :3
Happy Halloween, kiddos. Have sex or get drunk or something.
Julia
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