Sunday, January 1, 2012

Resolved:

I know I am blowing up everyone's blogfeed, and I'm sorry! I promise this is my last post for a few days! Being on break has upped my amount of bloggable material like, exponentially...

Anyway. Tis time, tis time for that yearly tradition: The New Year's Resolutions.
I'm not going to set my expectations of myself too high for this year, because everyone knows that resolutionifying any important goal that you have is like giving it the kiss of death. So, I'm goign to attempt to avoid that...

Here's the official list, and I'm going to state them as if they were debate topics, because I am a nerd like that.

Resolutions 2012
1 - Resolved: One's room ought to be kept clean in order to improve one's personal happiness.

2 - Resolved: One ought to dress fashionably every day, without fail, because image is most important when making first impressions.

3 -Resolved: Those who are naturally talented at art have a social obligation to make more art.

4 - Resolved: A habit of dating douchebags is detrimental to one's physical and emotional health and should be eradicated.

5 - Resolved: Saving money and becoming more conscientious about one's personal finances is important.

6 - Resolved: One should go to Boulder as much as humanly possible.

7 - Resolved: Wondercuffs and other 3D kandi pieces should be made often for rave friends.

8 - Resolved: One should improve upon their own con artistry techniques.

9 - Resolved: Commitments are important and should always be upheld, big or small.

10 - Resolved: Sex should be emotion-based.


And there you have it, a list of resolutions which I hope to affirm in the coming year.

Happy New Year!
Julia

PS: If the whole apocalypse thing really does happen, then you should all come to Colorado. It's elevated (safe from floods), land-locked (no hurricanes), and mountainous (no tornados), conservative (no gun control-->bring it on, zombies!), and if the world is ending, then I'm throwing the party :)

8 comments:

  1. Colorado sounds like a fine place to spend an apocalypse. In my case, I live in a port city, with an oil refinery, by a nuclear power plant. So, you know, anywhere would be better than here.

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  2. DEBATE RESOLUTIONS <33

    Yeah, I'm coming to Colorado.

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  3. Love these. I second number 4. Can a female be a douchebag? If not, what's the female equivalent? I know the literal meaning of the term 'douchebag' but I don't think I've ever heard a girl being called it.

    Happy new year Julia! x

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  4. Where did your other post go? It's on my feed, but I can't read it.

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  5. Hooray for your LD style resolutions!

    And if the world is ending I'm most def going to Colorado.

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  6. Cosette, it is to be edited heavily the published at a later date :)

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  8. Okay :) Let's email sometime, bro.

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